Who Knew That Astronauts Were Such Drama Queens?

February 6, 2007 at 9:09 pm 3 comments

Okay, this way crazy female astronaut decides she is going to take out her follow female astronaut who she saw as a rival for the affections of a male astronaut. Now the crazy astronaut, henceforth known as C.A., has a husband, a teenaged son and twin five year old daughters. But that didn’t stop her from jumping into her car with a buck knife, bb gun, pepper spray and a wig and driving 900 miles from Texas to Florida to confront her rival. Oh, did I forget to mention that she wore diapers so that she wouldn’t have to take any breaks?

From the Washington Post:

Orlando police allege that Lisa Nowak, a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy and Rockville’s C. W. Woodward High School, drove here from her home in Houston to kidnap and kill Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman because of her alleged relationship with another NASA astronaut, Navy Commander William A. Oefelein.

How many kids dream of becoming astronauts? This woman made it and screwed it all up. Because of a man!?! No man is worth losing your dignity and your job over. Now she is on trial for attempted first degree murder.


Entry filed under: Humor, Tech.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jeremy Osborne  |  February 6, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    This sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine.

  • 2. bloggernista  |  February 7, 2007 at 2:11 am

    Well, Jeremy, my advice is run away as fast as you can.

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